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Y'all Means All Hoodie

Description: 'Round these parts, Y'all Means All.

Tags: allies, cultural diversity, diversity and inclusion, equality design, gay pride apparel
King for a Day Mike Patton Hoodie

Description: An homage to the multi talented frontman Mike Patton from projects such as Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Fantomas, and more.

Tags: 80s, 90s, band, bungle, faith no more
Drink Coffee Read Books Be Happy Hoodie

Description: Embrace the cozy life with this cheerful design.

Tags: be happy, book lover gift, coffee lover, cozy vibes, cute bee
Middletown Mall Hoodie

Description: The Middletown Mall logo, designed by Carol Grimes in the 1970s for the first indoor shopping mall in West Virginia, built in Fairmont, WV, features bold, angular lettering in vibrant red. A throwback design to a classic mall that has recently been reborn.

Tags: 1970s, carol grimes, classic, dead malls, fairmont
Split Personalities Hoodie

Description: Glitched out skulls from the distant future.

Tags: aggressive, chaos, edgy, glitch, gothic
Stay Woke Hoodie

Description: Simple and bold design proclaiming "Stay Woke"

Tags: activism, black history month, black lives matter, empathy, equal rights
Summerween Hoodie

Description: This artwork bursts with playful contrast, blending beachside vibes with a Halloween twist. At its center, a dancing skeleton grooves beside a boldly striped surfboard in orange, white, and teal, giving off an infectious sense of summer mischief. Nearby, a carved jack-o'-lantern with a mischievous grin wears a witch’s hat like a sunhat, resting in the sand between two curvy palm trees with lime green fronds and golden trunks. Above, a glowing orange moon looms in a teal-streaked sky, scattered with flying bats. Distant mountains add depth, while the sandy beach anchors the surreal “SUMMERWEEN” scene in sunny spookiness.

Tags: bats, beach, halloween, jack o lantern, ocean
Lick Pussy Not Boots Fuck ICE Cat Hoodie

Description: It's a cat. Lick Pussy, Not Boots. I'm clever, so I placed a subtle "FCK ICE" within the kitty's sunglasses. I'm so tired of the Trump administration. At least we have anger and humor.

Tags: abolish ice, adult humor, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump
Hills Department Store Popcorn Design Hoodie

Description: If you lived in West Virginia or Pennsylvania during the 70s-90s, you'll recognize that red oval and the smell of that popcorn when you walked in.

Tags: 90s kid, 90s nostalgia, dead malls, hills logo, mall culture
Now That’s What I Call A Panic Attack! Hoodie

Description: A parody of the “That’s What I Call Music” compilations. A little mental health humor.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, depression, funny, gift idea
Long John Silver's Fan Hoodie

Description: For the people the people who know that Long John Silver's is legit. Don't let anyone tell you different. Those hushpuppies alone!

Tags: big back energy, fast food, fish, fish and chips, food humor
Nah Cat Hoodie

Description: A cat. Below it, it says "Nah."

Tags: anxiety, cat lover, cute, funny, gen alpha
Someone Should Shove Bees Up Your Ass Hoodie

Description: Modern rage, absolute absurdity, all mixed up to create a deliciously sarcastic and irreverent art. I love bees.

Tags: absurdist humor, adult humor, cursed meme, inappropriate joke, internet humor
West Virginia: No Hate In My Holler Hoodie

Description: “No Hate In My Holler” is a statement of solidarity for those in West Virginia who don't agree with ICE and their tactics against West Virginians.

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti ice, anti maga, anti republican
I Love Mild Temperatures Hoodie

Description: As seen on TikTok. I love mild temperatures. Shout out to Akidearest!

Tags: anti humor, bad translation, funny gift, funny quote, gen z humor
Birdsong Hoodie

Description: Unleash the raw energy of Tomahawk with this electrifying fan art, inspired by the legendary Mike Patton-led band. This piece captures the essence of Tomahawk’s dynamic sound through an abstract explosion of pink and teal, overlaid with the band’s name in a bold, stylized typography. Perfect for any music enthusiast’s collection, this artwork embodies the spirit of innovation and the avant-garde that Tomahawk fans cherish.

Tags: abstract, avant garde, band, bold typography, dynamic
Mr Bungle Air Conditioned Nightmare Hoodie

Description: A band merch style tribute to Mike Patton and one of my favorite projects, Mr. Bungle. This is an homage to the track "Air Conditioned Nightmare" from the album California. Perfect for any Mike Patton fan!

Tags: air conditioned nightmare, band merch, california, distorted, faith no more
Retro "867-5309" 1980s Style Art Hoodie

Description: A stylized, retro 1980s inspired design inspired by the Tommy Tutone hit song 867-5309 (Jenny).

Tags: 80s, gen x humor, humorous gift, jenny, miami beach
Skateboarding Jesus says Stop Being a Dick Hoodie

Description: And Jesus said unto them, "Chill. You guys are super uptight."

Tags: bible, christ, christian, christian humor, christianity
Overstimulated – Optical Illusion Hoodie

Description: For those that need their space, their quiet, all together, all at once.

Tags: 8 bit, abstract, anxiety, autism awareness, clever
Disassociating Dog Hoodie

Description: Add a dash of humor and relatability to your wardrobe with this “Disassociating” German Shepherd puppy design.

Tags: antisocial humor, cute and funny, dog lovers, funny dog, funny quote
Cute Ciao Bella Scribbled Heart Hoodie

Description: "Ciao Bella" in Italian means "Hi Beautiful." Featuring a pink scribbled heart.

Tags: beautiful, ciao, cute, gift for girlfriend, gift for her
God Hates A Coward Tomahawk Fan Art Hoodie

Description: Inspired by the Mike Patton band "Tomahawk", one of Patton's many projects. Others include Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, his self-titled work, Fantomas and more.

Tags: abstract art, band, faith no more, fantomas, fdt
Funny Born 2 Shit Forced to Wipe Grim Reaper Skull Hoodie

Description: Born 2 Shit, Forced 2 Wipe means you are an idiot. See: MAGA.

Tags: absurdist humor, adult humor, edgy comedy, gen z humor, grim reaper
What the Frog is Even Happening? Hoodie

Description: Because honestly, do any of us know what is going on?

Tags: animal, anxiety, anxious, confused, confusion
Anxiety Crow Hoodie

Description: This is the Anxiety Crow. A design combining a "Death Metal" style font simply stating "Anxiety" and a stylized crow silhouette. Throw a splash of texture, some eye-catching colors and voila. Nothing too complex but bold, nonetheless. This art was created not to mock anxiety or mental health, but to embrace and honor it with humor.

Tags: anxiety, bird, bird lover, death metal, depression
Sacrifice the Billionaires Hoodie

Description: This needs little explanation. It states, "Sacrifice the Billionaires" and there's a guillotine. Billionaires shouldn't exist.

Tags: activism, anti capitalist, billionaire, communist, eat the rich
Mr Bungle Get Me Out of This Air-Conditioned Nightmare Hoodie

Description: Inspired by the song "Get Me Out of This Air-Conditioned Nightmare" from the 1999 album "California" by Mr. Bungle. My attempt to capture the west coast aesthetic and Mike Patton's unpredictable style on the album.

Tags: 1999, band merch, california, death metal, faith no more
West Virginian's Against Fascism Hoodie

Description: This is for those in or from the Mountain State. Our state bird, the cardinal, and a simple statement: West Virginians Against Fascism. FDT.

Tags: activism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa
Be Kind...of a Bitch Hoodie

Description: “Be Kind …of a Bitch”

Tags: be kind, edgy motivational, empowerment, feisty, funny
Make Racists Afraid Again Hoodie

Description: If they can be bold, we can be bolder. Make Racists Afraid Again.

Tags: 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, black history month, black lives matter
Big Fan of Human Rights Hoodie

Description: A simple, bold message that proclaims, "Big Fan of Human Rights". Be on the right side of history.

Tags: ally, anti trump, equal rights, equality, feminist
Funky West Virginia Hoodie

Description: A funky West Virginia watercolor design for your leisure.

Tags: abstract, appalachia, colorful, funky, geography
Grantifa Grandparents Against Fascism Hoodie

Description: Inspired by the men and women that might be older but still have plenty of fight left. This design is anti-fascist, anti-MAGA, anti-Trump and pro-Democracy.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti maga, anti trump, fdt anti trump
Echoes of 1982 Hoodie

Description: Created for my wife, who was born in 1982 and loves purple. One of my favorite personal designs.

Tags: 80s, branches, futuristic, geometric, harmony
Tis the Season Christmas Trees Hoodie

Description: A simple, festive Christmas tree design that brings a little joy to the season.

Tags: christmas, christmas gift, christmas tree, christmas tree art, cozy christmas

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