Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: A comical cartoon of a black cat stuck on a saguaro cactus in the desert under a sunny sky with a cloud. Another cat peeks from behind the cactus, seemingly amused by the prickly predicament.

Description: A fun take on Tim, the "Toolman" Taylor from the hit 1990's TV Home Improvement and the modern Progressive Rock Metal Band Tool. A play on words. How fun.

Description: Featuring Albert Einstein’s quote: “If I were to remain silent, I’d be guilty of complicity.”, this design is unabashedly anti-Trump

Description: Inspired by the call for justice for Luigi Mangione and the desire to view the event through the eyes of the everyday people that are suffering.

Description: 'Round these parts, Y'all Means All.

Description: An homage to the multi talented frontman Mike Patton from projects such as Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Fantomas, and more.

Description: Embrace the cozy life with this cheerful design.

Description: The Middletown Mall logo, designed by Carol Grimes in the 1970s for the first indoor shopping mall in West Virginia, built in Fairmont, WV, features bold, angular lettering in vibrant red. A throwback design to a classic mall that has recently been reborn.

Description: Glitched out skulls from the distant future.

Description: Simple and bold design proclaiming "Stay Woke"

Description: This artwork bursts with playful contrast, blending beachside vibes with a Halloween twist. At its center, a dancing skeleton grooves beside a boldly striped surfboard in orange, white, and teal, giving off an infectious sense of summer mischief. Nearby, a carved jack-o'-lantern with a mischievous grin wears a witch’s hat like a sunhat, resting in the sand between two curvy palm trees with lime green fronds and golden trunks. Above, a glowing orange moon looms in a teal-streaked sky, scattered with flying bats. Distant mountains add depth, while the sandy beach anchors the surreal “SUMMERWEEN” scene in sunny spookiness.

Description: It's a cat. Lick Pussy, Not Boots. I'm clever, so I placed a subtle "FCK ICE" within the kitty's sunglasses. I'm so tired of the Trump administration. At least we have anger and humor.

Description: If you lived in West Virginia or Pennsylvania during the 70s-90s, you'll recognize that red oval and the smell of that popcorn when you walked in.

Description: A parody of the “That’s What I Call Music” compilations. A little mental health humor.

Description: For the people the people who know that Long John Silver's is legit. Don't let anyone tell you different. Those hushpuppies alone!

Description: A cat. Below it, it says "Nah."

Description: Modern rage, absolute absurdity, all mixed up to create a deliciously sarcastic and irreverent art. I love bees.

Description: “No Hate In My Holler” is a statement of solidarity for those in West Virginia who don't agree with ICE and their tactics against West Virginians.

Description: As seen on TikTok. I love mild temperatures. Shout out to Akidearest!

Description: Unleash the raw energy of Tomahawk with this electrifying fan art, inspired by the legendary Mike Patton-led band. This piece captures the essence of Tomahawk’s dynamic sound through an abstract explosion of pink and teal, overlaid with the band’s name in a bold, stylized typography. Perfect for any music enthusiast’s collection, this artwork embodies the spirit of innovation and the avant-garde that Tomahawk fans cherish.

Description: A band merch style tribute to Mike Patton and one of my favorite projects, Mr. Bungle. This is an homage to the track "Air Conditioned Nightmare" from the album California. Perfect for any Mike Patton fan!

Description: A stylized, retro 1980s inspired design inspired by the Tommy Tutone hit song 867-5309 (Jenny).

Description: And Jesus said unto them, "Chill. You guys are super uptight."

Description: For those that need their space, their quiet, all together, all at once.

Description: Add a dash of humor and relatability to your wardrobe with this “Disassociating” German Shepherd puppy design.

Description: "Ciao Bella" in Italian means "Hi Beautiful." Featuring a pink scribbled heart.

Description: Inspired by the Mike Patton band "Tomahawk", one of Patton's many projects. Others include Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, his self-titled work, Fantomas and more.

Description: Freedom Democracy Truth. A creative, floral take, perfect for the 4th of July or all year round.

Description: Born 2 Shit, Forced 2 Wipe means you are an idiot. See: MAGA.

Description: Because honestly, do any of us know what is going on?

Description: This is the Anxiety Crow. A design combining a "Death Metal" style font simply stating "Anxiety" and a stylized crow silhouette. Throw a splash of texture, some eye-catching colors and voila. Nothing too complex but bold, nonetheless. This art was created not to mock anxiety or mental health, but to embrace and honor it with humor.

Description: Reconnect with nature through this serene and soulful design featuring the quote: “And into the forest I go to lose my mind and find my soul.” Half of the image is a beautifully detailed green tree, while the other half transforms into the poetic text, seamlessly blending illustration and typography. With earthy hues and calming composition, this piece captures the quiet power of nature as a place of healing and clarity. Ideal for nature lovers, hikers, introverts, and forest wanderers, it’s perfect for tees, tote bags, journals, and more. A wearable mantra for anyone who finds peace beneath the trees.

Description: This needs little explanation. It states, "Sacrifice the Billionaires" and there's a guillotine. Billionaires shouldn't exist.

Description: Inspired by the song "Get Me Out of This Air-Conditioned Nightmare" from the 1999 album "California" by Mr. Bungle. My attempt to capture the west coast aesthetic and Mike Patton's unpredictable style on the album.

Description: This is for those in or from the Mountain State. Our state bird, the cardinal, and a simple statement: West Virginians Against Fascism. FDT.

Description: “Be Kind …of a Bitch”